Today has NOT been a Good Day. Mum took me to the vet’s this morning. I usually like going there because they’re very kind and they love me and they give me treats, but this morning I tried to make friends with the vet but he stuck something up my bottom and I didn’t like it.
Then mum left me all alone in a cage, and I went to sleep and then woke up later with a stupid pink pyjama thingy on.
Mum says I’ll be better soon and that it’s all for the best. She says I’ve been “spayed” which means I’ll live a lot longer so I’ll have longer with Mum and all my friends and get to eat more treats and play more games. Yeah!